Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In August, I rescued ![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
beckycakes from being sacrificed (-200 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In February, I sacrificed triggur to Cthulhu (500 points). In March, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon beckycakes (65 points). In December, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (290 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
iicklegiirlSubmit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Heh. Now I am sacrificing this person. Jeez, LOL
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 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I pushed ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8) triggur in the mud (-17 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I gave sprinklebell a kidney (1000 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1232 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
iicklegiirl |
